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you have entered the website of all that is tubular. while you're here, be excellent to each other and party on, dude.
october 18th, 2002: oh my face, i updated my web page!
i updated "the rach," "im junky's paradise," "isn't that interesting," and "pictures." and this page! holy sweet god damn!
the following pictures are here to get back at bridy for putting a certain incriminating picture on HER web site. i, however, will embarrass myself as well:
| last day of school, senior year... |
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| ...bridy and mrs. w., caught together in the elevator! oh, snap! |
| bridy was the bestest cheerleader ever!!! |
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| too bad she was on the SEAHAWKS. |
| bridy wasn't the only amazing cheerleader. |
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| YEAH, CHARGERS! yeah, eighth grade rach with bangs! |
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this is me playing ted, my bass, even though those are man hands and it's not a bass guitar.
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| no web page is complete without a picture of eggs. |
i'm stoked, this dude was by far the best one. 
Which Talk Soup host are you?
here's an excerpt from my nkotb essay from college writing (freshman year):
But not so fast lets journey back to, oh, December of 1989. It's the day after Christmas and I, the happy seven-and-a-half year old, am sitting around at my grandparents' house while my mother works. I'm wearing shiny, fluorescent green Spandex pants and an überhip black knee-length sweater with ribbons, in all the colors of the Day-Glo rainbow, interwoven sporadically throughout the front. My pink and white LA Gear high tops complete my look, as does the felt top hat on my stick-straight, waist length brown hair. After an intense Barbie-playing session where I am the Skipper doll (I'm not yet a grown up like Barbie) and Joey takes on the role of Ken, I decide it is time to play Monopoly, one of my greatest Christmas presents. After begging my grandfather to interrupt his work to play games with me, I coax him into letting me be his favorite game piece, the top hat, because of Joey McIntyre's similar hat with the top cut out. I am really going to marry Joey now, as I so devotedly use the top hat as a game piece instead of the dog, which is so adorable. Now that's love.
woo! don't you want to read more?! TOO BAD, my friend.
| haha, this picture is from my 16th birthday |
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| represent the dragon at stage fort park, biatch! |
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these are my nuts.
this website is for people that are cool, people that want to be cool, and people that think i am cool. if you think i am cool, you are automatically cool too. and if you want to be cool and are already at this website, you are also automatically cool. so i guess this website is for people that are cool.
Auto response from adrach (12:17:58 AM): i'm working on ye olde web page!!! SCHWING!
jMATTrin (12:20:14 AM): don't forget to mention how cool i am and how i own you as well
okay. you own me because you put weezer in your info. and because you lie to me and tell me you're ted alexander from saves the day. and THEN you tell me you're 6'23". therefore, you're really cool.
haha. :)
q. how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
a. none. they just sit in the dark and cry all night long.
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