1. change your name to rachelle, or just take your name and add "elle" to the end of it.
example: if your name is GLADYS, change it to GLADYSELLE
2. stop caring about what other people think and start wearing the shoes and clothes you wore in eighth/ninth/tenth/eleventh grade.
example:converse one stars with beatles lyrics and inside jokes from 8th grade that don't mean a thing to you anymore written all over them, and shirts from old navy that say something about 1998.
3. get a papasan chair, take the top off, and put it on your back like a turtle.
example: see below
