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a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour.

so my friend amy asks me if i want to go on a cruise, pretty much for free cause her parents are giving her this trip as a graduation present. i said no, why would i want to go on a free cruise to the bahamas?

oh, you DON'T want to see pictures from ames' and my cruise? too bad, biatch!

this is our small dingy.
is that a cruise ship in your pocket...?
it wasn't too big, but we managed.

we met montell williams.
i shook this dude's hand. SCHWING.
he was under the pseudonym of kevin, cruise director.
jack and gloria, aka jack and gracie
avid gin players in da house, ya'll.
jack was never without a stogie in his mouth, and gloria was never without complaints.
mmmmm, geoooooorge.
iii just wanna fly, put your arms around me, baby.
george asked us personally to accompany him on stage for his performance of "semi-charmed life." mm.
yeah, you bet we're smiling at the cabaret lounge!
jason leaned when he talked to us, for serious.
we were seconds away from one of jason (our private dancer)'s performances.
just two tourists standing on a street corner,
aww yeah.
doing it up as they do back in the good ole u.s. of a.
we became super close with lots of people.
KARAOKE IS AMAZING AND WE LOVE OUR DRUNK BOYS.
here are ataris boy, tim, karaoke lady, random girl, and a drunkie.
this is our hottie bahamian fling man.
no, this is NOT a dude from a postcard! oh wait...
sadly, we didn't catch his name.
rach and ames say this is a cool plant thingy.
peen plant, schwing.
sigmund freud says otherwise.
this is katie, sadly without her grandpapi here.
start spreading the news, i'm leaving TO STAY.
i taught her dance moves, and she sang new york, new york twice at karaoke. she smelled bunk.

rad things we did/places we went:
ºsnorkeling on a private island
ºgambled at the atlantis (i came out with over $60)
ºsaw some musical shows
ºdid karaoke; love shack one night, tubthumping with a bunch of drunk boys the next
ºplayed scrabble, gin, and trivial pursuit (ha)
the cruise was the bestest time of my life, and ONCE AGAIN i thank ames and her parents! big fat yay for our fun times!!! "you just log on..."

"got me a chrysler, it's as big as a whale, and it's about to set sail."